I Just Realized Who's Ass I'm Going To Kick.

THAT'S what I need to do...I need to kick a certain someone's ass. Ass-kicking, if you didn't know, is actually a very effective and productive way of releasing energy. Yes, yes, before you try to rub your pacifist beliefs all over me, I know violence is not the answer to anything. And I'm all for that, but I have a rule of thumb. I'm against any sort of violence that involves more that two people. I think one-on-one is perfectly accetable. Even enjoyable.
I don't usually resort to physical violence with people unless they really, really piss me off. That's why it's so unusual that I have not just one, but 3 people who I feel the urge to smack upside the head. I feel stupid, but not that stupid.