These Are A Few Of My Least Favorite Things

1. Someone you really want to talk to being far away.
2. PlayRadioPlay
3. My brother's mustache
4. Scorpions
5. The gravel at the bottom of the river that you have to step on to get to the sand part.
6. People that shoot you five times after you're already out in paintball.
7. Sunrise
8. The way big cities smell
9. The way alarms sound a million times more stressful after the second or so day you use them.
10. Texting people when you really just want to talk to them
11. Awkwardness
13. Grocery shopping
14. Metronomes that make that beep sound that makes you want to kill things.